Loading Screen

When the player is entering any gamemode in Bloxd.io, they can see the Loading Screen.

The Loading Screen has a Blurred Image of a Bloxd build in the background. There is a big rotating Bob head in the foreground with two messages below. One message tells you the progress of your game loading (former loading screen, now bob’s head is round, and a blue line orbiting it.) The other type of messages can be found below these and are written in a smaller font. This message is called a Loading Dialogue and is meant to entertain you while you are waiting for the game to load. A new message will appear if you click on the screen.

The current loading screen

Loading Process

The Loading Process has five to seven stages:

1. Finding Lobby
2. Stand By… (When you are not yet joining the game… Also, most of the ads (advertisements) are in this section. This doesn't always appear.)
3. Loading Game
4. Loading Assets
5. Joining Lobby (Often takes the most time and causes the most problems because of data-processing issues. If you screen hangs at this stage for too long, it may indicate a loss of connection or other internal errors.)
6. Loading Player Info
7. Loading World
8. When you are entering the game, it will say: “Loading Game” (This also costs the most time.)

Notes:

There is an additional message that may appear while joining. It is "Game is updating...". This only appears if the game received an update recently. It's recommended to refresh your page if you see this.

The loading screen may switch to a different loading screen for a few seconds before the "loading player" info and "loading world" messages. This screen is blue and black with a white Pacman in the middle. This only appears from time to time.

In addition, a black panel may appear over the loading screen. This is a verification feature that asks you whether you are a Human or an Iron Watermelon. Just click in the human-verification box next to this message and you'll continue joining.

Loading screen messages

The loading screen will show a random message in the list below. Clicking on anywhere on the loading screen will cycle through this list of messages.

1. Some pretty good games don't need loading screens at all:(
2. Trying to get the game to load
3. When does the loading screen load? 🤔
4. Some of the bread has been sitting out in the sun... it's your call
5. Ever seen a loading screen with a jump scare?
6. Blo😆
7. I don't know what the error codes mean either
8. Brb trying to think of original gameplay
9. Loading the loading screen…
10. Insert funny message here
11. I heard there are secret mobs if you build high enough
12. Finding braincells
13. Loading tomato, uh, apple block
14. If you're stuck here reading these messages actually please tell me on discord
15. How do bloxd.io players keep fit? They run around the block
16. That was the weirdest party I've ever been to
17. Time for some educational content??
18. Calibrating gravity... Remember: what goes up, might actually stay up.
19. A bloxd chunk is 32x32x32 cube
20. Did you know that bloxd is coded in typescript?
21. Logging in gives you the ability to fly
22. Only in creative though
23. Why are you still here? Go play the game
24. Waking up Arthur
25. (I'm Arthur pls don't wake me up)
26. What is the meaning of life?
27. Hi, I'm a loading screen message
28. I ran out of ideas:/
29. Have you found the easter egg in this menu yet?
30. Maybe if you click 100 times, it will load faster…
31. Counting all blocks. Hang on, this might take a while…
32. I heard there is a secret dimension at Y level -10000 (Note: there isn’t)
33. Have you tried yeeting yourself off a ladder? (Note: this is a reference to the ladder launching glitch, where you can jump unusually high when you crouch on top of a ladder for a few seconds)
34. I tried to count the blocks in the bloxd world, but I lost count at infinity
35. Generating terrain, and a few bad jokes to go with it
36. Did you really read all of these?
37. I didn't read them all either
38. Have you found the secret block yet?
39. Beep boop beep
40. Beep boop I'm out of ideas
41. Loading secret base... What do you mean 'which one?'
42. Stardue says I suck:(
43. When I showed her that message she said 'I never said that’
44. Stardue is a liar
45. The cake is a lie
46. I can complete portal with my eyes closed - stardue
47. I'll be having a bad day and come home and play through portal - stardue
48. or gamedev tycoon but that's a bit trippy
49. Hello I'm another loading screen message
50. What bad devs would add games to their game then remove them >:(
51. Honestly coming up with these are pretty hard and chatgpt isn't much help
52. Ok bye
53. Question: Are flea sacks always dirty?
54. Answer: Yes
55. Question: Is it possible to have a good loading screen message? 🤨
56. Answer: No
57. Oh no - the cats broke Bloxd again!
58. Tests? What are those? Who needs to test code
59. Loading the game... or not
60. I heard there are secret areas in Pirates 🏴‍☠️
61. Compiling the laws of physics... Just in case you thought of breaking them.
62. What did the coal ore say to the bedrock?
63. Why so low?
64. haha what a funny joke
65. I've got another one for you
66. Where do miners sleep? On their bed-rocks!
67. :D
68. Bloxd has more bugs than it has blocks 🤔
69. Perhaps I should rename it... Bugd
70. Just kidding, there are no bugs in Bloxd 😆
71. (Mostly)
72. Did you know, you can find ruins with loot in grassy biomes?
73. They're quite mysterious. We still don't know how they got there…
74. ... Or what they're for...
75. I wish I could eat apple blocks ☹️
76. If Bloxd isn't working, it's probably my cat knocking over the router again
77. DirtyFleaSack vs CleanFleaSack who would win?
78. You can find Mob Spawners Blocks in ruins too!
79. Rumour has it that Slushie and Pixelbaker are the same person
80. Question: Is it possible to drink Slushie? 🤔
81. Answer: No
82. Weird how the devs added knight before they added night
83. (A Draugr Knight)
84. I once took down 20 Draugr Knights without armour, and lived to tell the tale
85. (Just kidding, I died like 5 times - Draugr Knights are so OP!
86. What does “Draugr” even means anyway?
87. Fun fact: Corn is the best food in bloxd. Or is it rice…? Wait no maybe it’s actually bread….
88. When you die and lose your stuff in the Badlands, they become the Sadlands.
89. Ever wondered what’s under bedrock?
90. Well, I’ve been here, and it’s a pretty cool (and a bit scary)
91. Thank you for playing our game!
92. If you have any feedback, join our Discord server and let us know 😆
93. That’s all folks! We’ll see you on the other side 🌠

(When you clicked to this message, the messages shown will cycle back to the top of the list again)

Removed:

1. The three gods are fools… They do not understand what I am capable of.
2. Greenville has more bugs than it has greenery 🤔
3. Perhaps I should rename it Bugville
4. You can use Code Blocks to make your own games in bloxd
5. Cubism
6. Did you know, you can find ruins with loot in bloxd’s open world games?

Notes

Trivia

• The old loading screen had a blue background and less loading dialogues. It also didn't have the verification panel.